Published: 343 days ago
Category: Entertainment, Sports
Tags: basketball, dallas, finals, heat, mavericks, miami, nba
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After the giant mound of ostrich shit that was LeBron James’ 8-point performance from Game 4, he called Game 5 the biggest of his career. The world then waited for LeBron to come out in Game 5 and serve the Mavericks a can filled with ass whoopin’. Instead, Heat fans got served a can filled with some old lady’s diarrhea.
The Mavericks offense absolutely blew up, won the game 112-103 and are now a win away from having America hold the world’s largest circle jerk party to celebrate their unified irrational hatred for a professional basketball team.
James called Game 5 “the now or never” game. A better description would probably be “the ass taco” game thanks mainly to his once again disappearing in the fourth quarter. And now D-Wade will be playing the remainder of the series with a bum hip. Ass tacos for everyone! Weeeeeee!!!
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June 13th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Lebroff James I think his name is now. No 4th QTR again!!!